Chew-car University, really? Really?

A college bus goes up in flames during student riots at Chuka University, Tharaka-Nithi County, last week. Property worth millions was destroyed in a tribal dispute over student union elections. Photo/COURTESY
A college bus goes up in flames during student riots at Chuka University, Tharaka-Nithi County, last week. Property worth millions was destroyed in a tribal dispute over student union elections. Photo/COURTESY

Drum rolls people; we are about to make a special announcement. The award for the dumbest people under the sun goes to none other than the ill-advised peer pressured students of the campus with the most beautiful flowerbed, Chuka University. This is not because they are lagging behind on the university ranking although we can already guess why. Let’s not get there yet.

These campus materials, expected to naturally have brains, went on a raucous spree vandalising school property and to put icing on this bitter cake, they burnt their school bus. We have been trying to wrap our heads around this and it does not make any sense at all. Absurdity? Yes, at it’s highest level.

Those who care enough to read would know that indeed, Horace wasn’t mincing words when he said that wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. What was once a sacred ground of knowledge is now littered with broken windows; a trail of what idiocy is tantamount to.

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It’s beyond embarrassing that these parent dependent, menial younglings are all over social media claiming how comrade power is greater than God’s power. I pray that the Lord sends down the flood of Noah if not to punish, then to flush out the shocking amount of arrogance you call rights.

How one does not put to fathom the amount of toiling their parents go through and have the guts to destroy school property knowing that it will be supplemented from their school fees is beyond my understanding. It’s quite hilarious how the Chuka idiots even changed their name to Chewcar while they torched their school bus.

I look forward to a time when this little word in the dictionary called ‘dialogue; will be put to use. Maybe by then the little brains that are our dear Chuka University students will have grown enough to understand that it alphabetically comes before violence.

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No, this is not a rant from an old folk with zero understanding of what university feels like. Heck, even they understand adverse dispute resolution better than the lot of you. You messed up big time and now you carry a bad name.

I’m just saying, as far as that empty headed display of chaotic idiocy is concerned, the left side of your brains is probably saying that there is nothing right while the right side has nothing left. Upset you will be, but my pardon my sarcasm, it is in direct proportion to the rate at which your stupidity is seen.

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